Family and Photos

PEOPLE
  • C: talented violinist, amazing wife, quite possibly the world's most patient mom
  • L: writer extraordinaire
  • S: snowboarder and history buff
  • R: artist and recovering math wiz
  • J: pasta-haired "mini big kid"
PHOTOS
For pictures of us all, click HERE.

QUOTES FROM THE KIDS
  • "See this thumb?  It's never been touched by human hands." (L, 5/2005)
  • "Dad, I spilled some milk on the floor, but I licked it so I wouldn't have to clean it up." (R, May 2005)
  • "I hate to tell you this, and it's disgusting, but dogs drink from the toilet." (S, March 2005)
  • "You didn't watch Pokemon when you were a little kid, because they didn't have TVs, and shows weren't invented yet. (S, May 2005)
  • "If a rat bit Johnny Appleseed's foot, he wouldn't feel a thing." (S, 2009)
  • "Dad, you're harsh and you come up with great punishments. You would make a great principal." (S, date unknown)
  • "Using the bathroom really passes the time!" (R, 2009)
  • "I'm definitely the sharpest knife in the drawer."  (S, July 2010)
  • "I have anger issues when people punch me."  (S, July 2010)