25 Random Things About Me

Inspired by Michele's "25 Random Things About Me," here are mine:
  1. I have very loud shoelaces.
  2. I've had entire conversations with people who think I'm my younger brother, Paul.
  3. I find alliteration charming.
  4. I am NOT a pet person.
  5. In a surreal moment of terror, I was once absolutely positive that I was about to be murdered (by a person who turned out to be my friend's mom).
  6. I sleep with a shaking alarm clock in my pillowcase (to wake me) and an audible alarm clock in the next room, set to go off 3 minutes after the Shake Awake (to make me actually get out of bed before it wakes up the whole house).
  7. Your phone number is stored in my wristwatch's incredible memory.
  8. My older brother (Brian) and I were born in the same calendar year.
  9. I once foiled a mugging using only my phenomenally commanding voice.
  10. When a stranger begins saying, "Has anyone ever told you...?" I can finish the sentence for him or her.
  11. Every single shirt in my closet faces to the left, but I promise I'm not obsessive.
  12. If there is such as thing as an addiction to chocolate, I'm fairly certain that I qualify.
  13. Twenty years ago, a friend told me to memorize the number 965752591651711989, and I've never forgotten it. Next time you see me, ask me, and I can rattle it off in an instant. (I have since forgotten the name of the friend that made me do this.)
  14. I once dumped a large can of Chocolate Quik powder on my mom. (It was an accident. Really.)
  15. I consider it a public service that I do NOT dance outside of my home.
  16. When I was fifteen, I ate several dozen chocolate-covered mini-donuts and got more violently-ill than I had ever been. It was a very long night. I haven't eaten a chocolate-covered donut since. I don't think I ever will.
  17. Though I hold linguistic conventions in high regard, the J in my signature is always printed, rather than signed.
  18. When eating out, I prefer going to the same restaurants and ordering the exact same thing every time.
  19. I am now appalled by almost every one of the movies that I loved as a teenager.
  20. I am ten years older than most of my law school classmates, though few of them know that.
  21. I am particularly fond of the em-dash--it's my favorite punctuation mark.
  22. I used to love winter. Now, I can hardly bear it.
  23. I was in my mid-twenties when I first ate a fresh peach.
  24. I sometimes break the subjective/objective pronoun rules, ironically, because I don't want to sound like I use poor grammar.
  25. I regularly have apocalyptic dreams. I sincerely hope they don't ever actually happen.
MOJ
 

13 comments:

  1. I love it!

    There are a couple of things in that list that I would love to hear more about.

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  2. The one about thinking you were going to be killed - I don't think I've ever heard that one.

    Some that surprise me:
    All your shirts face the same way? Robyn's glad when all mine are on hangers!
    Chocolate donuts make me sick every time I eat them, but it rarely stops me (something about that wax-over-cake texture draws me in). :)

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  3. Aren't the clothes SUPPOSED to all face to the left? Maybe the Quik powder was subconscious revenge for the Lucky Charms. The chocolate donuts incident is too funny; I didn't know it was possible to eat too many of them! Thanks for sharing!

    (In a similar but completely different moment, I walked to the store to get a couple of things for Mom one day when I was about 14 and ate an entire box of peeps (25) so that I wouldn't have to share them with any of you when I got home--I have SINCERELY regretted it ever since... It's a great story to tell kids to reinforce the importance of sharing. You probably didn't eat the donuts out of selfishness, though, did you?)

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  4. Never been a fan of peeps, so you should have had 1/7th less guilt. :)

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  5. I've blogged about thinking I was going to be killed. It sounds like I'll write about the specifics behind the Donut Incident sometime soon.

    I'll say this about the hangers--it's mostly about Auto-Pilot Brain. I just habitually hold them and insert the hanger the same way each time. Check your closet--I bet yours is the same!

    MOJ

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  6. When I said, after mentioning Auto-Pilot Brain, that "I just habitually hold them and insert the hanger the same way each time," I meant I habitually hold THE SHIRT and insert the hanger the same way each time, NOT that I habitually hold Auto-Pilot Brains and insert the hanger the same way each time, you sicko.

    MOJ

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  7. Oh, good. For a minute there I thought you had turned into Sponge Bob. He does that, you know.

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  8. I've added a blog entry about the details of the Donut Incident.

    Don't get me started about the Lucky Charms.

    MOJ

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  9. LOL
    Mich, I never liked peeps either, so you're guilt can be a little less on my part also. lol Bri

    When people ask "Has anyone ever told you..."... Are they asking if you know you look like Superman? :)

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  10. What? I look like Superman?

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  11. Actually, yes--that's exactly what I meant. The first time it happened was during my freshman year at BYU. Since then, it has happened lots and lots.

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